Oh my chunka, if only you realized how special you are to me and to all of us. Let me introduce you guys to my chunka aka Julian. Julian...

Jasmin is the eldest of my tribe. She complained to me because I haven't written about her yet so, let me introduce you to her. Jasmin...

Shit moms don't say because it's "frowned upon" I call my kids assholes all the fucking time. Breastfeeding blows (hurts like hell but it...